Sunday, November 8, 2015

Observations from a Ren Faire

- Womens colored pantyhose are not the same as tights which is apparently something most men do not know.

- Drinking an entire bottle of wine (or mead) straight from the bottle is not looked upon poorly by other people.

- People are more likely to believe that I am from England (because of the accent) than to believe I drive from Dallas to Houston every weekend for the festival.

- Women are still more likely to comment on my boobs than men. Little old women are the funniest about this.

- Parents think nothing of bathing their children in strange out door fountains with green fuzzy water.

- Everyone loves watching grown men roll around in mud.

- People can justify buying a $100 sword they will never touch again because it is a Ren Faire but they can not justify buying a $30 pair of earrings they will wear often.

- Corsets look uncomfortable but they really are the best way to not have a sore back at the end of the day.

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