- A man dressed like a grizzly bear walks into the shop and jokingly a Coworker approaches him with a knife
Coworker: Sir, sir don't move there is a bear trying to eat you.
Man: No it is all good this was a consensual TonToning.
- We have a Sword of Omens (the sword from Thundercats) that lights up. One of my coworkers insists that when people hold it they quote the cartoon in some way.
Coworker: You have to say a line from the show like "Thundercats, Thundercats, Thundercats HO!"
Customer: (Takes the sword in hand) Snarf Snarf snarf.
Coworker: ..... Damn it I can't complain because that is actually from the show.
- Woman comes in wearing a TARDIS dress. Another customer who is a little tipsy starts talking to her about it.
Woman: (holds up a hand after he says nice dress) If you are going to make a bigger on the inside comment you will never find out the truth of that statement.
Man: (thinks for a moment) If I call you 'sexy' can I find out?
Woman: Alonsy
Man: Geronimo
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