Conversation at faire:
Patron walks into my shop.
Me: Good day!
Patron: I am just looking.
Me: I just said hello.
Patron: I am not buying just looking.
Me: That is fine. I was still just saying hello.
This happens all the time.
Patron looks at a pair of earrings with a fake moonshine.
Patron: What stone is this?
Me: Synthetic moonstone.
Patron: What is that?
Me: It is a fake moonstone, basically glass.
Patron: So it isn't real?
Me: Well it is real glass.
Patron: I don't understand.
Me: I am not surprised.
This happens a lot too.
LOL! I think you should write a comedy that takes place at a renaissance faire! You have such great material to work with!
ReplyDeleteNo kidding. If only I could remember all the crazy things people say and do. I really need to record it all somehow.
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